Silly Walks Script
Monty Python - John Cleese and Michael Palin.laugh myself silly with these two xx Monty Python - John Cleese and Michael Palin. 1978 (if you cant be silly.whats the point in life? The co-founder of the Monty Python troupe admits he wasn't 'naturally gifted' at physical comedy, and learned a lot by imitation.
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.Written by:.:MONTY PYTHON’S EDUKATIONAL SHOW is the only authorized collection of Monty Python sketches and songs available for performance. This brand new show is the genius of Monty Python in a hilarious 80 minute musical revue, written for performance by young actors in North America, grades 8 through college. Elementary, middle, high schools and universities can license this show. “Cheese Shop,” “Argument Clinic,” “Gumby Flower Arranging”, “Lumberjack Song,” “Dead Parrot,” “Galaxy Song,” and many more Python gems are included, with a decidedly irreverent ‘edukational’ theme.The music and light choreography are a breeze and your authorized performance materials include, scripts, scores, sound effects andthe real Terry Gilliam animations, easily projected or sent to monitors in full color HD! These animations are available only for use in licensed productions of the show and no other use of any kind is permitted.“MONTY PYTHON’S EDUKATIONAL SHOW is available to license in North America for Schools, College/University programs and Youth Theatres with students 18 years and younger. Photos from the pilot production at the Blue Room Theatre in Chico, CA Additional Resource Available for MONTY PYTHON’S EDUKATIONAL SHOW.
SCENE 1: HOMICIDAL BARBER/”LUMBERJACK SONG”SCENE 2: THE MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKSSCENE 3: DEAD PARROTSCENE 4: “BRUCE’S PHILOSOPHERS SONG”SCENE 5: YPRES 1914 / HOSPITAL FOR OVER-ACTORSSCENE 6: GUMBY FLOWER ARRANGINGSCENE 7: CHEESE SHOPSCENE 8: CONQUISTADOR COFFEE CAMPAIGNSCENE 9: JOB HUNTERSCENE 10: ELECTION NIGHT SPECIALSCENE 11: FOUR YORKSHIREMENSCENE 12: “GALAXY SONG”SCENE 13: ARGUMENT CLINICSCENE 14: “SPAM SONG”SCENE 15: THE RESTAURANT SKETCHSCENE 16: GUMBY THEATRESCENE 17: “MONEY SONG”SCENE 18: THE SPANISH INQUISITIONSCENE 19: CRUNCHY FROGSCENE 20: “FINALE”.
The Complete Monty Python`s Flying Circus:All the WordsEdited by Roger WilmutPantheon, Vol. I, 328 pages; Vol. II, 354 pages, $12.95 each (paper)A transcription of every Monty Python television show?
'That`s wonderful.' ' 'No, it isn`t.' ' 'Yes, it is.' 'No, it isn`t.' ' A transcript isn`t the same as a script. Anybody can transcribe a TV show; not everyone has access to the original scripts. Joan Rivers once said that when she submitted her original script for the movie'Rabbit Test,' she threw in jokes and comical descriptions of the characters-to make visualizing the script easier and more fun.I imagine that the Pythons` scripts were festooned with unused gags and that many interesting changes were made as each script was rehearsed and filmed.
Comedy students and Python trivia-hunters are shortchanged by not being able to compare the original scripts to the versions finally filmed.The description of Python visual whimsy, rendered as stage directions, is confusing and unfunny: 'Long John Silver disappears. Two boxers appear.
They circle each other. On one`s head a bowler hat appears, vanishes. On the other`s a stove pipe hat appears. On the first`s head a fez. The stove pipe hat becomes a stetson.' 'Yes, it is.' ' Fans reading through the scripts may discover throwaways they missed, like the credits after the 'Confuse-a-Cat' sketch that advertise 'Stun-a-Stoat,' 'Amaze-a-Vole' and 'Bewilderbeest.'
' Several Pythons, especially Eric Idle, favored longwinded sketches that picked up steam and ferocity. Now one can pore over, say, Idle`s furious list of tourist traits he dislikes ('squirting Timothy White`s suncream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh.'
') and not miss a single, delightfully evocative word.' 'No, it isn`t!' ' The show was a visual assault that, more often than not, makes for dull reading: 'Cut to him proceeding along Whitehall and into a building labeled `Ministry of Silly Walks.` Inside the building he passes three other men each walking in their own eccentric way.' 'Yes, it is!' ' That 'Silly Walks' sketch mentions props: for example, that Michael Palin wears 'Little Titch' shoes in one sequence. This may inspire some to do research and learn that 'Little Titch' was a tiny, circa 1905 stage clown who wore outrageously long shoes for his eccentric dances. 'No, it isn`t!'
' The transcript would have been more valuable if there were footnotes, including one explaining who 'Little Titch' was. And what about the problem of the differences between these scripts and the recorded versions? The transcript here for Eric Idle`s pleasantly dumb sketch about a man who can`t say 'the letter `c'` goes on and on with him saying 'bolour' for 'colour,' etc. It ends when he learns to use the letter 'k' instead:'You mean.
Just cause 4 ps4. Spell `bolour` with a K? Oh, that`s very good, I never thought of that.'
'But the presumably 'improved' version that actually was filmed concludes in a different and rather raunchy manner. Because the book doesn`t use footnotes to compare different existing versions, it can`t be fully recommended.' 'Yes, it can!' ' Forget about 'Little Titch' and missing sentences.
It`s a delight to read the immortal pet store sketch about the 'ex' parrot(and learn that `s name for the dead parrot`s eccentric owner was'Praline'). And what two Python fans wouldn`t want to recite the'Argument Clinic' sketch out loud? It`s great.On the whole, then, the positives win out, although the most sensible course to have taken probably was the one used for 'The Two Ronnies Sketchbook,' a book of material from another cult-oriented British comedy show. Bits that needed no explanation were printed verbatim. Dull sketches were left out.
Visual sketches were spiced up with photos and illustrations, creating a book both browsable and readable.Python fans will want this book, which coincides nicely with the 20th anniversary of the Python series and sadly with the death of Graham Chapman, which ended any hope for a reunion of the complete Monty Python troupe.' 'Complete,' however, is not the right word to use for mere transcripts, which don`t even offer notes on which members of the troupe wrote which bits. Python fans know that, in general, particular monologues and two- or three-men sketches were written by the people who performed them. But anecdotes or notes by the Pythons-who seem to have given consent but no help to this project-would have been appropriate.Still, it`s difficult not to like a book that prints out even John Cleese`s village idiot noises: 'ooh ar naggy gamly rangle tandle oogly noogle ooblie oog.'